28 Reasons Why Dating Is The Most Awkward Thing On The Planet

You’re meeting someone you don’t know very well, to see if you want to have sex with each other. ARRGHHHHH.

Meeting new people is awkward enough anyway.

Meeting new people is awkward enough anyway.

Warner Brothers

Meeting people you want to bone is approximately 100X more awkward.

Meeting people you want to bone is approximately 100X more awkward.

Walt Disney

First of all you have to find someone you want to date, who also wants to date you, who is single, and preferably geographically near you.

First of all you have to find someone you want to date, who also wants to date you, who is single, and preferably geographically near you.

There are probably about 3 datable people in this whole world for you right now.

Miramax Films

If you meet people through friends there will be an avalanche of gossip with your every move.

If you meet people through friends there will be an avalanche of gossip with your every move.

Your date's true feelings will be twisted through a web of Chinese whispers, so that any information you do get is utterly useless.

"I definitely heard through Nicky that Damien liked that top you wore to Charlie's the other night."

Paramount Pictures

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