Melania Says Trump Tricked Her into Attending RNC by Promising to Sign Divorce Papers There
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—A furious Melania Trump attended the Republican National Convention last week only because her husband promised to sign their divorce papers there, the former First Lady confirmed on Monday. “I have been trying to get him to sign papers for past three years,” she revealed. “I thought, fantastic, I’ll get them signed and hop on next flight to Cote d’Azur.” To her dismay, what her husband signed in Milwaukee was merely a document accepting the GOP presidential nomination, a subterfuge that sent Mrs. Trump into a rage. “Then I had to sit through his endless speech,” she said. “That be worst.” TBR Podcast: Trump’s Scary Mental DeclineThere’s only one presidential candidate suffering from cognitive decline and it’s Donald J. Trump. On this week’s TBR Podcast I discuss his condition with author, psychologist, and involuntary Trump relative Mary L. Trump. You can watch the interview here. |
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