Vance Attacks Cats Who Do Not Have Kittens
PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—The Trump campaign on Friday was scrambling to contain the damage from newly-unearthed comments by JD Vance in which he disparaged cats who choose not to have kittens. The GOP vice-presidential nominee’s blistering attack on “kittenless cats” occurred during a 2023 podcast appearance in which Vance claimed that “cats without kittens have no stake in our nation’s future.” “The kitten birthrate in the United States lags far behind that of all other industrialized nations,” Vance said. “Increasingly, female cats in the U.S. are selfishly choosing careers over kittens.” The Ohio senator painted a dire picture of an America in which female cats refuse to reproduce, warning, “Soon we will be a country overrun by mice.” Is JD Vance a Plagiarist?JD Vance’s attack on childless women is reprehensible—but it’s also unoriginal. Did Vance steal it from another politician? Read TBR’s exclusive here.Worm Leaves Scathing Yelp Review of RFK Jr.’s BrainTrump’s Mental Decline: Watch the Interview Here |
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