Staff of Nude Africa Porn Site Quit to Distance Selves from Mark Robinson
NORTH CAROLINA (The Borowitz Report)—In an official statement released on Tuesday, the entire staff of the pornographic website Nude Africa has resigned in order to distance themselves from Lt. Governor Mark Robinson. “We have long been proud of our association with Nude Africa,” the statement read. “Unfortunately, Mr. Robinson’s posts on the website have tarnished Nude Africa’s good name.” In order to “restore the stellar reputation of Nude Africa,” the ex-staffers urged the porn site’s proprietors to “demand that Mr. Robinson drop out as a commenter on Nude Africa’s message boards at once.” Asked about the controversy, Sen. JD Vance said, “Before I comment, I need to spend a few more days looking at Nude Africa.” Is This the GOP’s Biggest Liar?The Republican Party is blessed with a bulging roster of liars, but this one is special: He admits he lies. Read TBR’s deep dive here.Who Created Trump?Someone made this nightmare possible, and he hasn’t gotten the blame he deserves. TBR reveals all here.Will Trump Fire JD Vance?If history is any guide, the Hillbilly Effigy is hanging by a thread. See why here. |
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