Trump Nominates Head of CIA
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In his latest major appointment, on Thursday Donald J. Trump nominated a new chief of the Central Intelligence Agency. Speaking to reporters, Trump praised his nominee’s “extensive experience with Russia.” “I have phone conversations with him every day, and he knows everything I know,” Trump told reporters. “Plus, the CIA won’t be the first spy agency he’s worked for.” Citing another qualification of his nominee, Trump said, “He already has a great working relationship with Tulsi.” Democracy Dies When Cowardly Billionaires Own Newspapers. Subscribe to The Borowitz Report. |
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